Small anecdotes: urinate, defecate, fart!

Holiday, can escape their daily needs: eating well but not so...: need to go to the bathroom. 5 anecdotes yuck.(5) The mascot of PragueMuttiline, my friend was sitting comfortably in a bus that took them from Bratislava to Prague. And when Muttiline to several kilometres of transport, has beautiful tried to resist but she falls asleep as a soft pancake. Only Muttiline awoke suddenly dry when launched by a mysterious individual stench you piqua to the nose. We have never found the culprit. Some rumors believe that Muttiline would be the instigator of this corny dog and woke him for style. This is just a rumor. The mystery of the mascot of Prague remains intact. In any case, has also aroused the hordes of tourists from the bus.(4) I'm in the shitAfter an exhausting day to sail for Rome, can rest and you have decided to have a good time at the restaurant. Then you say you're going to the history of plant floor to leave their mark on this establishment. Relieved until you see that the download does not work and that no brush. Soon, delete, goes in the pants and recovers your table as if nothing had happened.Rotten from the inside (3)"You're rotten from the inside! Worse than the rotten egg! "." This is what is meant by his own sister in Stockholm while it is already jammed for a long time because of an Icelandic volcano. Gastric problems that may not retain some flatulence. Very nice for all youth hostel members who shared our boat.(2) Would you like to go to the bathroom? Ben, no go.I told this story in the previous edition of small anecdotes: our hotel in London had no toilets. Therefore, we had to go to our needs. Way formula 1 but do the hangover when we pay 100 euros per night. Similarly, there is no bathroom, recessed shower. Then, we went to read until it is washed. Unless the last day, a woman wanted to go to the bathroom and did not dare last front fear as we know that it was going to POO. Then it became a game. When he opened the door, it opened our and they are in the corridor that does not go to the bathroom. A game for children the time where closed the light of people who went to the bathroom for camping when we were children. Finally, it resulted in a beautiful great dispute between her and her husband and they ate separately in the table.(1) The touristaThe tourist is also called by this name called traveler's diarrhea. Don't laugh, this is what happened to me in Budapest. OK, I'm exaggerating because the Hungary is not a poor country ultra and still less Budapest. However, then I be concentrated meat the night before in a medieval restaurant, my belly took a blow with the coldness of the month of February, I am am has the traveler's diarrhea. I felt too advanced and I spent about 30 minutes in the bathroom of a shopping center. In the apartment, had 2 toilets. One was reserved for me. It was painful during the visits and we went to the bathroom at night, my friends assures me that it would make me property. And for me the anguish to be the subject of cheesy pet youtube doing brown water of the luxurious bathroom. Fortunately, there was no incident.To complete these anecdotes, the tourist has full other names depending on the country, and I quote the funniest: Aztec dance, career in Tokyo, Hong Kong, the revenge of Montezuma, celiac arroyo, hose, Aden, odorless lament of the summer.